A laugh for the day

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path How

Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .

What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Now, admit it.At least one of these made you smile.

Painting................ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I want my house finished SO badly!! It's very hard to get it done with both kids "helping". Gosh, I'm getting annoyed! Thanksgiving day we will have both his and my family here and I want to be completely finished by then. I'm loosing hope as the clock ticks. Justin decided to go help everyone else today. Damn it, just once I would like for him to think about what we have to do here! Sorry, just had to vent.

House

So, our addition is now F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D!!!! We are in the process of moving in. It's a pain, but SO worth it. We've been like sardeins for 6 years in this house. It's kinda weird now that it's really ready. Today, we moved all our stuff in. Then started on Katie's "new" room. Kaden's has to be painted so it goes last. We are so tired right now!! If I figure out how to.....I'll post before and after pics. Now, we have to rest for work tomorrow.

Hello

Hello and welcome to our blog. Hope you enjoy!! With love, The Dorris Family